Top Cedar Rapids Strip Clubs
Where real men go to get wood!
Cedar Rapids, IA
3.8/5 with 248 votes
66 User Reviews & Comments
March 9, 2014
Nice place, the ladies don‘t seem to arrive till much later, and yeah where did Porsche go?
October 12, 2013
Liked this place til i saw the amature night. Half those bitch s wernt amature which was Bullshit. They shouldn‘t be allowed to participate hhonestly it pissed me off.
May 24, 2013
HIGHLY recommend this place. Casual, great looking women, lap dances are amazing - yes expensive, but worth the price. I recommend Aurora. HOT!
February 20, 2013
This place is awesome! The girls are super hot and they put on a great show. It‘s BYOB and no hard liquor but you can even bring in a keg for your party! They are open til 3 or later every night and they usually have some awesome shit going on weekends. The VIP is expensive but worth it!!!!! Private stages, couches, and beds. Full nude and full sexy. I would go there any day!
January 23, 2013
porsche was there today. Verynice girls
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January 12, 2013
Been to CR club a few times, nice girls. Haven‘t seen Porsche there my last few Tuesday visits. Does she still dance here?if not does anyone know where she is dancing?
October 26, 2012
WIN $400 in cash this Saturday for the annual Halloween bash at the Lumberyard 2!!!
October 11, 2012
Love this place best in cedar rapids!!!! Many good looking girls !!!
May 29, 2012
This place will rob you. Somehow managed over $5oo off my CC. That was not through an ATM. Nice place but theft is theft.
August 1, 2011
i love this place! my boyfriend took my here for my first time ever going to a strip club, i was really weary and nervous but everyone was friendly and it was a very relaxed place to be. coming from a 20 year old female, i think that this place was very good because the female strippers are very friendly, welcoming and they love when females come in because its a chick to talk to, to relate to and its a lot easier for them to get up on the stage because its one less guy to worry about pleasing. now, i‘m straight but i have gone back for a few lap dances and the girls are really sweet and nice the entire time, sure they rub up on you n what not but the entire time its mainly conversation- I willingly let my boyfriend go there even with out me bc I know the girls and they are the sweetest things. I love this place, great hospitality and girls. Also, the bouncers are really nice unless you give them a reason to get upset. Besides that freaking amazing environment. Thank you LY2 for the great and amazing experience every time.
July 12, 2011
this place will take your money anyway they can. Don‘t get too drunk cause they will really rob you then. I for one will never go back. I have be to many places and I would much rather make a longer drive to the dooks then go back to the shit hole lumberyard2.
May 7, 2011
This was my first experience at a strip club, so I don‘t have a whole lot to compare it to. I went on a Friday night around 2am and stayed until the place closed.
I would say most of the girls are much more attractive than I had even expected, an average of a 7 or 8. The crowd was pretty mixed and chill. The cover is a bit high compared to other places I‘ve heard of, but I like that because it keeps some of the trash from coming in. The girls at the door were friendly and the guy working the bathroom was cool as hell too. Appreciated the pop/drink fountain as well.
I watched a few dances, and after seeing Anya (spelling?) take the stage, I HAD to have a private dance with her. Ended up doing the VIP and a double private dance with her later on. The girl is GORGEOUS and very nice. She definitely made one of the best nights I‘ve had in a long time and I definitely plan on going back!
May 3, 2011
Been there several times on business trips. Always a great time. Never had any problems with girls or management.
March 31, 2011
Had a great time lots of great looking girls!
March 11, 2011
The girls were great, and fun to talk to. Not to mention awesome lap dances. I will def go back.
February 22, 2011
Yes the door bitch sux....fire her, as well as the disgusting ass dj that can‘t keep his nasty mouth shut when it comes to the patrons... not to mention the lying bitches that rob u when u get dances/ not all of them do..but U KNOW WHO U ARE skanks!!! And don‘t let me get started on the jerkoff power trip bouncers and manager. my buddies and I def will NEVER come back!!!!! THIS PLACE IS THE WORST IN CR.....
February 8, 2011
had a blast the place is huge i especially like the lesbian shower shows!!!!
January 29, 2011
The door girl was a complete bitch.... left a bad taste in my mouth before I entered the club to spend money on the girls.
November 29, 2010
I went to this club with a friend of mine while he had a girl talking to him another girl came up to me that wasn‘t terrible looking, but wasn‘t my type. When I said I wasn‘t in the mood for a private dance I was told by her that she should probably have me kicked out. Strictly because I wouldn‘t get a dance from her! It never went much past that, but it ruined my night thinking that she would do something like that. I ultimately ended up going to the VIP area with two girls (def not her) so it wasn‘t like I wasn‘t there to spend money which is why I was even more pissed.
September 21, 2010
this place is great i had a blast this weekend! so many girls so little time ill be back for sure!!!
August 22, 2010
This Place was awful, the girls were real bitches as well as the staff. I got a private dance from one girl and she was only sapose to go 1 song and thats all I wanted. She just kept on grabing my cock and I couldn‘t even hear the music in the vip to even know when the song was up. I hope she enjoyed screwing me out off 100 bucks. As for the bouncers, they don‘t know how to run that place. I was talking calming about how I should only have to pay for 1 song since i never knew when the 1st ended. I‘m only 5‘4‘‘ 130lbs, bouncer 6‘5‘‘ish 250, he grabs my arm almost breaking it and putting it behind my back, then 2 guys litterly through me out the door, yes it took 2 of them. They‘re real men becuase they harrass a 130lbs guy. I wouldn‘t recomend going here, stay clear!!!! Go to Dooks in Davenport, IA instead way better girls and they ask you know after each dance if you want another.
July 23, 2010
ok This is Summer Starr from the Lumber yard 2
to the girl who is and i quote " a very young attractive lady with a nice body" you cant expect to be givin money for nothing. if only you an your friends participated then there isnt enough girls to hold the compitition so they needed more girls. So long as you do not currently work at The Lumber yard or any of its affiliates you are allowed to compete in the ameture compition. you are never asked to sign anything stating you have never been a dancer. this is a false statement.
As far as the guy complianing about 2-1‘s your already getting something for nothing the private dance has seperate music playing and ALL SONGS are 3.5 min long no acceptions!
so any day of the week at any time your songs are the same length.
the girls still have to pay for those 2 songs even though you are getting a discount the dancers are not.
I am no longer dancing at the lumberyard do to issues with poor management but I still do and always will support the girls. until the day comes Jon is no longer the manager I will continue to support from the sidelines.
July 13, 2010
A few people mentioned how in private dances, they never mentioned if you wanna do another...They just keep doing there thing and it all adds up...Yeah well I got that last night from Heavenly it was worth it but, a little BS for that to happen...I haven‘t been to LY2 in months more like over a year and I remember when they asked if you wanted to do another....I think many problems will be created if that keeps up...otherwise its pretty great place for my return back...probably be nice to have more girls/ladies/women on those commonly slow nights but, doesn‘t every business have a slow night(s).
June 18, 2010
My advise. Stay away from this place!!! They advertise 2 for 1 lap dances and then screw you by shortning up the songs.
Also they don‘t ask you if you‘d like another but just keep grinding on you. I finally asked if we were about done and was shocked to find out we were on song #4. I complained about this to the bouncer/manager and when I woundn‘t pay for 2nd one and just wanted to leave he blocked the door. Long story short he fucked up my back and then said I was lucky he didn‘t drop kick me. At that point I paid him and got the hell out. Ha ha they lose because thats the last $ they‘ll get from me!!!
June 12, 2010
okay heres the scoop on this place. im a very attractive young lady with a very nice body. I recently participated in their "amateur night" competition..and got three other girls to do it so we could have the competition. ( i ended up getting third place ) They told us it was just us four and that anyone else that wanted to register was too late. Me and another girl asked to do it together, but they told us it wasn‘t allowed whatsoever . So, we all did our thing up there and got ONE dance and we were all voted on. Then they had two girls that danced together AND had three songs to do it in!! Im sure u can guess that they were the ones who won.. and later that night one of the employees there told me that it was rigged and that the two ladies that won had stripped before.. even tho it was AMATEUR night, and we all had to sign papers saying we hadn‘t done it before.. So, all in all, i think this place is worthless, and that if you‘re a lady wanting to compete.. take ur goods elsewhere
March 31, 2010
THis place looks gr8 at first time but then when you are aware of other clubs then you can compare it really well.
I have been to this place and just in 3 times only I got bugged up by their cheat behaviour. You go for private dance and on asking for 1 song also they do not remind you about dance geting over. I am not crying for money everytime I spent around 300-400 whenever I go in strip club but there has to be proper message and service.
I have been to 5 times to woody‘s and I am still interested in going to wood‘s only. We have stopped completely going to LumberYard. Girls are not that gr8 compare to woody‘s. The rest room looks really like public toilet from other country whereas Woody‘s rest rooms are very neat. I have been to wood‘s almost most of the days of week and everytime I have found many new faces. They are damn fr8 in services. Also $1225/15 min is lot better deal.
February 27, 2010
Hot chicks, friendly... as a Montrealer the concept of BYOB at a strip club is unheard of and kinda funny. But it works! The dances are mad expensive to for what I‘m used to, but 2-1 Tuesdays brings it down to Montreal levels, even below. And Tuesday was pretty happening. My favourite is Vanessa, beautiful, petite Mexican girl with a perfect ass and the best smile! I‘ll massage you anyday!
February 22, 2010
Was an AMAZING time!! Not too sure what all the Negative hype was written below... no fights, no issues with staff, women were beautiful, and the private dances well worth it! As a woman there with a date (male) I was more than impressed!!
February 20, 2010
My first impression was, "wow this place is huge"
My second impression was" damn, this place is like romper-room"
That being said, the place does not live up to its hype. I was in on a tuesday night and it was like a ghost town. Came back for the weekend and it was full of young punks wanting to start a fight because "they did not like the way you looked at them"
February 9, 2010
best place in town way better than those loser strip clubs like woodys and dancer ranch
December 18, 2009
lumberyard 2 has a bunc of dumb drunk guys pickin fights woodys is way more laid back and the girls are hotter
August 3, 2009
Ok believe it or not, they actually have quite a few great looking chicks there that will abuse the shit out of you if you want, have to say the best dancer there was a brunette named Kara. She made the night worth while! Not a huge fan of paying a cover charge as high as $15 but I‘m more than willing to sit there all night
July 25, 2009
The first time I went, it was awesome. The girls are hot, very friendly, and they will definitely sit and talk to you if you aren‘t a d-bag.
July 25, 2009
Awesome place! The music was great and the women were incredible. It was my first strip club i had ever gone to :) Hell, i even remember the date, April 10, 2009! Summer Starr rocked my world!!!! I would recommend this place to any person
May 7, 2009
By far the best club I have ever been to the dancers got crazy with the girl in our group.
May 6, 2009
It was my first time to go to a club like this, I was uterly amazed, I had an absolutely great time, the women are incredibly satisfying, and know what they are doing, and the music went along with most of the dance scenes. I would recommend to anyone to go to the LY2!!!
January 30, 2009
I like the club overall, the dancers are younger than some expect, seeming to be in the early 20‘s more than anything else. I like seeing dancers in my age group, though, but it just depends on personal taste. They are all very attractive and welcoming. overall it‘s a fun experience for me.
January 5, 2009
If any of you fools could spell correctly in your reviews, your claims might me more legit. Until then....go to school before you hit the club.
December 21, 2008
fucking sweet as fuck real nice girls mmmmmmmmmmmmm nice girls
August 19, 2008
it the best place my friend mitch has ever been too he really got WOOD and a little bit more if u know what i mean
August 17, 2008
i dont know what everyone is bashing the Lumberyard for. its so much fun! And woodys doesnt have things like ladies night or amateur night....i go quite a bit and love it!!! i really like the bouncers, and theres such a wide veriety of girls.
August 11, 2008
Even though I‘m from Cedar Rapids, I have been to a lot of clubs around the U.S. and this one is near the bottom of my list. I have gone probably 10 times each time thinking it would be better. The girls are very average and many times are more into themselves than you. I can handle that, but what I can no longer take is the worst DJ on the planet is here. He "F" bombs every other sentence and will verbally abuse the crowd. You keep trying to block him out but its tough.
March 4, 2008
this place should not charge cover before 5pm. 15$ on fri and sat is to high ! go to woodys for 10. not enough girls or variety of them. not nearly as personable as woodys. dj is annoying as f*ck everytime i go
February 10, 2008
its awesome cuz the girls do thangs Woody‘s wont do...and the get the other females up on stage...best in CR
February 6, 2008
Female at the door was a girraffe. Very rude.
January 21, 2008
Finally decided to go with a few friends one night and now i go at least once a week sometimes twice. The place is great and its just a blast. The dancers are way raw and that means good looking. They play the best music, the girls look great, they have big screen tv‘s and are always playing some kind of sports on them. I have wanted to go to woody‘s, but have never went because i feel like if i spend money there then i‘m thinking $15, 20,50 could have been spent at lumberyard 2 insted. Its just that great. I‘m a regular there and well respected. I‘ve probably been there about 25 times. Bottom line Go its a guarenteed blast.
January 16, 2008
went there on a friday at 5 had to pay 15 bucks and olny one dancer for two hours. not good. so i went to dancers they had 6 dancers better
January 5, 2008
This was my second time and all I can say is the first time there was better. Some or maybe just one stripper was too mean. Pouring beer down my buddies pants wasn‘t cool.
January 3, 2008
I thought it was amazing, I‘ve been there twice and both times were a wonderful experience.
The dances were amazing and the specials were nice too. Over all great place to take your friends.
December 31, 2007
This place kicks ass...I love every trip there
December 13, 2007
Went out last night for Lady‘s Night at LY2 had a great time. I was very satisfied with the company of a private dance. By the end of the night I had 4 Lady‘s that menchined how well I
smell. How nice the lady‘s are is the real reason why i had such a great time.
A/S/L - 22/M/L
October 21, 2007
awsome place I own a bus company and they always let me in for nothing. Other ones will not even if I am bringing them 40 spectators. Thanks lumber yard 2
October 18, 2007
it was great everyone was into it... great job!!
October 11, 2007
Wed. 4:45 P.m. $10.00 cover, are they nuts. 4 girls not women. This place went to the dog‘s. Go back to the way it was or you will have no one at the club. Need more ladies to get the guys to come in.
October 5, 2007
I‘ve been to about every club in Iowa and I have to say this one is at the very bottom of my list...Too much floor space, nowhere near enough ladies to handle the patrons and the entire vibe of the place takes away the more intimate setting of the smaller clubs...and they have someone selling food inside?! i‘m not going back!
October 2, 2007
nice club. should not have a cover charge before 5:00 P.M. Will not be back. Sorry. To much for 3 to 5 ladies
September 18, 2007
I love the Lumberyard like a second home my penis is always hard there. I have to say though that my brother and his friends from Bloomington, IL cannot get enough of the place. I highly recommend a Lumberyard 3 in Bloomington, IL because my brother and his State Farm buds would support the place.
June 28, 2007
Aww! I have been to strip clubs before, but the girls were nasty! The lumberyard 2 went past my expectations. I will definitely be back!
April 15, 2007
wow this club was awesome, the shower contest, the private dances, and the lesbians!!! the whole night was great
March 6, 2007
the lumberyard 2 has to be one of the best strip clubs in iowa and i always have a great time their.
December 7, 2006
i like the strip clup because i strip there from molly
October 31, 2006
The night to go is Thursday nights for Mardi Gras. you buy beads at the door and whichever girl has the most at midnight wins $100. Lots of hot local ladies getting freaky for the plastic beads!
September 25, 2006
I this was the first strip club i have ever been two...i went with 3 guys and they were the ones who had to drag me out cuz i didnt wanna leave. It was a blast...the girls are so much fun...i love how they grab the other girls and get them involved...
August 17, 2006
If you like beat up skank hoes this is the place to be. Man I never seen so many ugly ass holes (literally) in my entire life!
August 6, 2006
i like the lumberyard 2 becuase i like grils and my boy friend works there and i am going to work there
July 4, 2006
I went there for the first time ever wow what hot beautiful women. The women there are like so nice. I will admit I have only one favorite there.
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